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The Most Comprehensive Humor and Joke Page Ever!!!
Note: Even though some of these jokes may seem a little offensive, no harm has or ever will be intended. These jokes are intended to give some humor during the hard days of work. Some of these may be a little inappropriate for young people. Please be cautioned.
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This new section is non-humorous, but the poems are very touching.
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The stuff was getting harder and harder to upload, so I moved all the lists on to this place. Check it out!!!
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Adam Sandler Astrology Last modified: 5/12/98 (OFFENSIVE LANGUAGE)
Admission Essay Last modified: 6/3/98
Aphorisms Last modified: 6/1/98
All I Really Need to Know, I Learned on the Internet Last modified: 6/3/98
Animal Jokes Last modified: 4/25/98
Attorney Season; Rules of Engagement
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6/7/98
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Barbies to represent the 90's Last modified: 5/2/98
Bar Translations, what they REALLY mean.... Last modified: 6/1/98
Beer Prayer Last modified:
6/9/98
Blonde Jokes
A Blonde's Terminology Last modified: 4/25/98
Main Blonde Jokes Last modified: 4/25/98
Bumper Stickers on the Info Highway Last modified: 5/6/98
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Chain Letters Last modified: 4/25/98
Church Jokes Last modified: 4/25/98
Church Jokes, Part II Last modified: 5/2/98
Color Blind Test Last modified: 5/12/98
Computer Jokes Last modified: 4/25/98
Confucious Say...... Last modified: 4/25/98
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Deep Thoughts Last modified: 5/2/98
Dirty Jokes Last modified: 4/25/98 (OFFENSIVE LANGUAGE)
A Dog Named ........ Last modified: 6/8/98
Driving Jokes Last modified: 4/25/98
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Ebonics
Algebra Test Last modified: 5/2/98
Ebonia Airlines Last modified: 5/3/98
Ebonics Around the World Last modified: 5/2/98
Ebonics English Last modified: 5/2/98
Ebolympic Games Last modified: 5/3/98
Ebonics Nursery Rhymez Last modified: 5/3/98
Ebonic Translations Last modified: 5/3/98
Ebonics X-Mas Last modified: 5/3/98
Gangsta Aptitude Test Last modified: 5/2/98
Rules for speaking Ebonics Last modified: 5/2/98
Use this word in a sentence! Last modified: 5/2/98
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Famous One-liners Last modified: 5/13/98
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Genuinely Funny Stores Last modified: 5/3/98
Genuinely Funny Stories Part II Last modified: 5/6/98
Genuinely Funny Stories Part III Last modified: 6/8/98
Good to Bad to Worse Last modified: 4/28/98 (OFFENSIVE LANGUAGE)
Government Jokes Last modified: 4/25/98
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Hallmark Cards you'll never see Last modified: 5/6/98 (OFFENSIVE LANGUAGE)
How to Argue Effectively Last modified: 5/2/98
How to make Telemarketers go away Last modified: 5/13/98
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Idiot Jokes and Stories Last modified: 5/28/98
Funny Idiot Stories Part II Last modified: 6/6/98
Is Hell Endothermic or Exothermic? Last modified: 5/26/98
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Kenny in the Wind (A Parody) Last modified: 6/3/98
Kids and Love Last modified: 4/25/98
Killer Exam Questions Last modified: 4/25/98
Kids and Parents Last modified: 4/25/98
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A Landscaping Story Last modified: 5/28/98
Lawyer Jokes Last modified: 4/25/98
Lawyer Jokes Part II Last modified:
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Letter to the Shrink Last modified:
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Lost In Translation Last modified: 5/28/98
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Marriage Jokes Last modified: 4/25/98
Men Jokes Last modified: 4/25/98
Misc.Jokes Last modified: 4/25/98
Microsoft Jokes
Top 11 Entries in Bill Gates' Diary Last modified: 6/3/98
Bill Gates DIES Last modified: 5/3/98
Six Engineers and a Train Last modified: 5/17/98
Transcript of recent call to Brussels Police Department: Last modified: 5/17/98
General Motors Helpline Last modified: 5/18/98
A Conversation Between Bill and Satan Last modified: 5/18/99
Is Windows a Virus? Last modified: 5/18/98
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NEWSFLASH (True newspaper articles)
The Best Scam Ever Last modified: 5/18/98 (OFFENSIVE LANGUAGE)
New Toilet Policy!! Last modified: 4/26/98
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Oxymorons Last modified: 6/1/98
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A Psychoanalysis Quiz (this is not humor) Last modified: 5/28/98
Pranks Last modified: 5/28/98
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Questionnaire for GOD Last modified: 5/18/98
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Real Job Application Last modified: 5/3/98
Redneck Jokes Last modified: 5/3/98
Religious Theories of the '90's Last modified: 6/3/98
The Right-Wing Christian Dictionary Last modified:
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Sayings Jokes Last modified: 4/27/98
Star Wars Opera Last modified: 6/3/98
Stupid Quotes Last modified: 5/6/98
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The Temperature of Heaven and Hell Last modified: 5/27/98
Theory Contest Results Last modified: 5/12/98
Things to Ponder Last modified: 4/25/98
Things College Handbooks don't tell you Last modified: 5/2/98
Titanic Summarized.... Last modified: 6/1/98
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Wacky and Useless Facts Last modified: 5/3/98
Wacky and Useless Facts Part II Last modified: 5/6/98
Wacky and Useless Facts Part III Last modified: 5/19/98
Why did the chicken cross the road? Last modified: 5/12/98
Women Jokes Last modified: 4/25/98
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Yo Mama Jokes Last modified: 5/28//98
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You can see that this is NOT all a Jokes Page anymore. It's more of a humor page. I COULD make it a JOKES page, but that wouldn't be that interesting, would it. I think that these humor stories are a lot more interesting. So, maybe I should rename this page? I dont't think so......However, I think that you shoudl just realize that I'm going to be putting a lot of humor stuff in now (not that I've put in much JOKES stuff other than that Yo mama and blonde jokes). Also, you must of realized by now that I'm putting in non-humorous stuff. That is to keep you sober:-) Just read them, they are all recommended by me..........Keep reading all this humor stuff, and HAVE A LOT OF FUN!!!! Once I get out of school, this page will start to FLOOD with more humor and jokes and other stuff like that.
--Honging
6.1.98
Here I am again, talking about jokes. I would like to thank all of those who visit my webpage, because I have just now hit over 1000 hits!! You don't know what this means to me. This is only my second webpage, and I am very proud of it. Hopefully you know that this site has the most JOKES than any other PERSONAL sites (I don't know about companies baised on jokes). I love jokes, and there is no scarcity of them here. There are sex jokes, blonde jokes, yo mama jokes, redneck jokes, idiot jokes, funny jokes, old jokes, Microsoft jokes basically jokes for every age group!!! There are also many humor articles here and basically a lot of humor stuff. To have a successful humor site, I believe, you have to have a lot of variety. That is why i added those little animations (aren't they cute?) and I added a couple non-humor stuff as well. However, this page has a lot of variety of jokes and humor, so you shouldn't have problems finding something that you like. However, if there is a jokes type or humor thing that is not listed here, PLEASE TELL ME!! I really like to update these page and watch people flock, and I'm always looking for more humor and jokes stuff, so please e-mail me.
--Honging
5.28.98
I would like to thank all of those who commented to me about this site. I visit many pages, and see great programming, but with little content. There are lots of pages with pizzazz, but with basically no content. I've never visited a jokes page twice, because they never update them and becuase there aren't many of them. This page, however is supposed to avoid that. This Jokes Page is supposed to keep getting more and more jokes until you get sick of jokes altogether!!! I hope that you agree with my opinions; pizazz is good, but without content, it sucks. This page doesn't have a lot of pizazz, but a lot of jokes to make up the great content. Have fun reading these jokes!!!!
--Honging
5.12.98
Why this page was created: I love jokes. Doesn't everybody? Jokes are a means of laughter, and this is something that no one should skip in life. These jokes may be a little offensive to some groups of people, but these aren't meant to offend. Just to please the general population with these wonderful and humorous jokes. On this page, you will find MANY jokes, stories, and many other things. Have fun reading these jokes!!!!!!!!!!
---Honging
5.7.98
P.S Please keep in mind that I did not write a lot of these jokes. In fact, I probably wrote an insignificant amount!!!! Don't send me any e-mail saying you are offended and other such things. Thanx again, and enjoy these JOKES!!!!
